STASH BASH 2011

[digger]

Ladies and Gents

The excitement is building as a new season of summer rugby draws close for us all. To further ramp up anticipation to FEVER PITCH - and in line with longstanding tradition - Fizz and Bryn are pleased to announce that the 2011 Stash Bash will be held on Saturday 21st May, following the First Grade's home league debut against Hemel.

For STASH 'virgins' this is another great opportunity for us to come together as a club and drink lots while wearing ill-fitting, frankly minging attire - what's not to love about that??!!

Let all participants be under no illusion, ONLY RL STASH is allowed on this evening (seeing as I got pinged for wearing 'hamians shorts last year - they matched my Cas top and everything!!).

Points are awarded for:

1. Rarity of uniform - the more obscure or unheard of the club/team the better.
2. Most visually offensive uniform design/colour - I seem to remember someone had a chocolate brown shirt last year.
3. Any act of ingenuity/idiocy on the night which the Social Secretaries deem worthy of points.

Point off and a fine on the night for:

1. Any individuals who duplicate each others attire.
2. Any other act deemed worthy of a forfeit on the night by the Social Team.

Let's make STASH '11 another amazing Outlaws social. Get yourself involved!!

See you there

F n B

[digger]

Outlaws brothers and sisters

I fear I must come clean. I have had countless sleepless nights over the last week (well, a maximum of 7 obviously), traumatised at the thought of what I am about to reveal - and of the possible ramifications - but my conscience can no longer bear the weight of the deception and must be purged.

Ladies and Gentleman, fellow Outlaws, as a member of the Nottingham Outlaws Social Hierachy (NOSH!!) I have committed the ultimate, schoolboy error..........I HAVE DOUBLE BOOKED MYSELF FOR STASH BASH!!!!!!

I know, I know, I am as sickened, nay, repulsed as all of you. I will say in mitigation that I will be attending a pre-arranged 40th birthday event, but I realise that will hold little water with BASH stalwarts.

I shall not shy away from punishment and as joint arbiter of the Social League have implemented an immediate, self-imposed 20 point deduction - meaning certain relegation from the elite division before a ball has been passed in anger. I am fully prepared for the inevitable visit of The Finemaster - I've asked the wife if I can have a couple of quid from my pocket money for the bus on Saturday.

What can I say? I stand before you a broken and battered man - but just so you know, that doesn't mean you can take liberties with taping and massages for the rest of the season!!

I'm off to cry myself to sleep

Cheers

Fizz

[ste]

I've ordered me a shirt, and its beautiful

[ste]

I will hopefully have a couple of shirts which people can borrow, though I will want them back (yes that includes you Mr Dale )

[jens]

f**k!! Didn't get stash...initiate plan B!!!

[oliver]

Jens, i'm hoping the chat at training that you've designed your own stash is just chat. No RL player should not own some RL stash to wear!