End of the world on Saturday

[simonwilson]

I was just checking the latest news on the internet, as you do, when I found that the world was due to end on Saturday.

This was disturbing news, as we have already paid for the after match catering and Steve page has re-stocked the Friar Tuck Shop.

uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-prophesying-end-world-york-000338169.html

Fortunately it seems it will only be Christians who are taken and the rest of us will be left behind. So now my thoughts turn to wondering if any of the Hemel players are Christians and what happens if members of the opposition are suddenly taken from us.

Is it treated as a celestial red card or are they allowed to replace the players as if they are injured?

[Joe Shep]

Looking at the article, hopefully the apocalyptic earthquake will happen in New York time, by which point we should have finished our fixtures.

[simonwilson]

Shame, I'd have liked a ruling on the celestial red card issue.

Has Fizz thought of using this as an excuse for not going to the social?

[oliver]

Good news about that company mentioned in the article that will look after your pets for you if you're one of the lucky 200 million people selected to go to heaven and be saved. Weight off many an Americans mind i'm sure, and it only costs $135.

If the earthquake happens south of Nottingham and Hemel can't cross the divide we get a 24-0 don't we?

[simonwilson]

I'm pretty sure I won't be going to heaven later today - somewhere hotter for me where things get prodded with metal implements...

Yes, I'm going to a BBQ.

With 20 U15 rugby players.

Some things make Hell look like a holiday destination...

[oliver]

So are you offering to look after people's pets if you're not going?

[simonwilson]

For $135, and $20 for each additional pet, you bet I will.

;D