Saturday Night just gone - Impromtu social

[ste]

After the impromtu social on Saturday night I think some points should be handed out. As the most sober person there I feel I should start the bidding:

Paul Calland deserves some credit for firstly trying to spin pass a chair in Up and Down Under, then subsequently avoiding being chucked out by sweet talking the bouncer. Credit to Strachan for catching the chair cleanly, and avoiding a schoolboy knock on

Si Morton - points off for refusing to drink the dirty pint

Jono Was - punchbag headbutt champion of Nottingham, with a score of 480, a clear 100 higher than anyone on the night.

George. An early self red card. Arrived at the girlfriend's despite her telling him not to, then proceeds to show her she was right, by re-decorating her bathroom, then leaving her to clean it up. I'm not sure if this is a credit or a debit it should be a lot of points one way or the other

[george]

Points off - i'm a d!ckhe@d

[morts13]

Points off for anyone who felt I needed to drink a dirty pint after shamu shaking nearly 3 litres of wine on the bus under immense peer pressure and much to dismay of my wife who found me at junction 27 without my shirt on which in itself probably justifies points off

Steve Page - Points off for being the self appointed "most sober person there" and for appearing to be targeting the coaching staff and senior players on the social ladder

Paul Calland - Points on for leading me astray and continuinig to party hard on his own despite not realising I'd been asked to leave by the Vodka rev staff. Also the introduction of a great new game where you convince people your french.

Bryn Waldram - Points off for coming with me and cal to walkabout, unashamedly convincing us that everyone else was on their way, and then going missing

The Cassetari's - points on (I think it was them) for fielding my attempt to roll a footstool down stairs and preventing certain death for someone.

George - Points on for taking me hitting him the head with a chair with dignity, professionalism and an air of manliness

Tough to call the rest, some deserved acknowledgements i'm sure. I had a great time, all very hazy and I'm sure I offended some people.

[ste]

Jun 6, 2011 16:24:45 GMT morts13 said:

Steve Page - Points off for being the self appointed "most sober person there" and for appearing to be targeting the coaching staff and senior players on the social ladder

Fair cop

[jens]

George - points on for kicking off your shoes and doing a solo dance routine the David Brent would've been proud of in up and down under. I have video evidence.

Liam Harrison - Points off for being a social handgrenade after only one tin of fosters.

Eddie Shaw - Points off for your constant badgering of Brad to get his cock out...poofter eh??

Brad - Points off for not getting said cock out!!

Si Morts - Got to have points on for travelling the furthest distance to continue to get smashed when, from the J27 shirt incident, it was obvious you had clearly had enough!!

Freddie - Points off for making a date with the up and down under barmaids to just chin them off and stand them up.

That's all I can be bothered to write about so far.

[morts]

From a personal point of view im definitely going to say points off for george!!

[jens]

Woops, wrong morts! I haven't heard the full story about George yet but I will tomorrow I'm sure. Surely points ON for giving you something to do on Sunday morning??

[willephraim]

I pretty much don't remember from leaving Bramley.

I do remember lots of shakes.

I do remember thowing up when I got home a la George - but unluckily I had to clean it up.

[simonwilson]

Jun 7, 2011 17:26:37 GMT willephraim said:

I do remember thowing up when I got home a la George - but unluckily I had to clean it up.

Is the road to Hell is paved with carrots as it was in my day, young one...

Or alfalfa sprouts in your case.