Millwards Toilet Routine

[oliver]

As we all know Millward comes out with some beauty's from time to time and last night at training was no disapointment .......

Me and the Dog were talking about when you go for a poo you alway's have a wee at the same time (as you do when your chatting away in the warm up), anyway, Millward pipes up ....... "I always do it seperate ....... I have a poo, wipe my arse and then stand up and turn round for a wee" ???WHY?!!!!

Dog also added that occasionally Millward makes him self a cup of tea to take with him for this routine.

Anyway, just thought i'd share it, please feel free to add further toilet habits to this thread. I felt the social section was best place for it altho still expecting a massive Joe Shep censor!!

[finemaster]

I feel some sort of punishment may be in order....both for doing, and for then admitting it in public.

[simonwilson]

Wait till you get older - what with bowels and prostate - either one becomes a matter of great self-congratulaltion. Both at the same time is just showing off by youngsters.

However, I'm glad to see that Outlaws have time to discuss deep philosophical issues between stretches.