Post by finemaster on Aug 29, 2011 9:42:43 GMT
Long time no see. Fine Master has been on his summer holidays, but managed to sneak onto the coach on Saturday. I have no fines, just an assessment of each individuals performance.
- Oliver Crick - Great organisational skills. Mesmerising - 9/10
- Adam Millward - Quality jacket, and excellent Tube antics. Wears a Pink t-shirt well - 9/10
- Steve Page - happy wrist scarf. fag hag & Fixed Lance Todd sweepstake. Gracious loser, but a loser nonetheless - 5/10
- Craig Carter - Great singing, with actions to match - 7/10
- Kevin Earles - The occasion got to you - 4/10
- Paul McNamara - Made everyone else feel sober. Quality shirt swap. Finemaster's Lance Todd Winner - 10/10
- Rich 'Fizz' Barnes - Consistent performer. Great club unity points - 5/10
- Rich Johnson - Had mega Tube issues, and in general couldn't acclimatise to the big city way of life. Topped off with a top off - 8/10
- Lee 'Elvis' Gibson - Poor navigation, good singing - 6/10
- Rory McQueen - Didn't live up to your reputation - 3/10
- Will Ephraim - Wasted lots of time trying to resist peer pressure, then giving in. Did a quality 'Dad' dance on demand though - 7/10
- George Strachan - 2nd best Strachan on the day - 5/10
- Phil Artley - Looks good in a pink t-shirt. Failed to dominate the group. 6/10
- Ant Bullick - Doing a dump in the coach whilst still at the service station. 1/10
- Liam Harrison - Sound performance. Excelled in providing quality food - 7/10
- Nick Robb - Poor navigation skills robbed us of drinking time - 4/10
- Sarah Roper - Got jet lag on a coach with the time difference from London. Gracious winner - 4/10
- Sarah Morton - Eager beaver was first to arrive. Graceful loser. Designated driver - 6/10
- Stew Redhead - Were you there? Last thing I remember was you getting dropped off by your parents. There to make up the numbers - 2/10
- Toni Clarke - Quiet day at the office. No surprises there then - 5/10
- Toni Wrench - Lacking volume control & no pornographic stories on the coach. Consistent drinker. Top female - 7/10
- Debbie Mason - Took her wig off. No dedication, no drinking, too much snogging - 3/10
- Gill Reynolds - Short duration. Low in quality - 2/10
- Harold Strachan - Best Strachan on tour. Dapper haircut - 7/10
- Nick Robb's mate - Some good contributions, but helped get us lost - 5/10
- Ian Rafferty - Failed to make an impact on the big day - 4/10
- Mike Bennett - Legend in the making. If you carry on this form, you can be the next Big P - 9/10
- Ben Morley - Awful. Shanter - 0/10
- Brynn Waldram - Quiet day. You're still living of your Tour de Bash success of 2010 - 3/10
- Andrew Cassiteri - Brought a drinks cabinet - Fluffy Womble - 5/10
- Tom Atkinson - Rolled with the big dogs & performed averagely - 6/10
- Jimmy Goodwin - Peaked at 9:30, negative presence in the stadium - 1/10
- Simon Morton - Standard Si Morton performance. 6/10
- Phil Hill - Mr Reliable - 6/10
- Gav Slater - Once the excitement of the electronic cigarette (Disco f*g) wore off you appeared to be of little or no worth - 9/10
- Matt Parr - Talks to girls, tall lothario - 6/10
- Lance Whitmore - Alladin. Solid debut. 'Lovely Boy' - 6/10
- Jodi Spurgeon - Not up to expectations. Let Eddie Shaw dominate him - 5/10
- Eddie Shaw - Great chanting and invented 2 lines of a new chant. Took Mikey B under his considerable wingspan. 8/10
- Dan Smith - Spurned Big P's sexual advances. Swapped t-shirt before going into town which is bad form unless its a skin tight leopard print little number - 4/10
- Freddie Humphreys - Quiet member of the loud group. Bad things happen when good men do nothing 3/10
- Jono Was - Used your dad as a wing man to good effect. Plus points for introducing us to 'Big Cat', though failed to control him. Bring a leash next time - 7/10
- Andrew Hudson - Who are you? - 2/10
- Chris Eagling - Touch dynamo to social superstar in one fell swoop - 6/10
- Barry Lightfoot - Great performance. Lack of tuck shop was disappointing though - 6/10
- Dan Reeds - Wears pink like a pro - 6/10
- Robert Was - Big Cat = Legend. A leopard never changes his spots, but a Big Cat can change allegiances throughout the game - 8/10
- Pete Sturgess - Good knowledge of Tube law, and general Law enforcement. Managed the impossible and made Stew laugh. Quality patronising of the women's team by asking if they knew the rules - 6/10
- Christa Cassiteri - Lovely lady. Kept her man in check - 6/10
- Coli Cunningham - Always comes with baggage - 4/10
- Paul Calland - More expected of a seasoned campaigner - 4/10
- Bus Driver - Didn't get lost, put up with lots of noise. Good guy, deserved his beer haul. 9/10
